My favourite is:
One reporter demanded to know why a mentally unstable man was given a licence for a revolver. “he is mentally unstable now. When he was given the licence he must have been ok. The police gives the licence after due enquiries. It doesn’t go to a mental hospital and give out gun licences.”
Reminds me of a cousin telling me yesterday that he finds that there really isn’t anything worth watching on TV. Watch CNBC and Sports, I tell him. There really isn’t much else.
CNN-IBN did a story on a polling booth in Kerala where only one voter is registered, and how the election commission has to send 6 people every elections, in case he decides to vote. We’re told that the ‘This one voter has brought the entire election commission to his knees.’ Yeah, right.
Then they tell us about the difficulties that CNN-IBN had to go through to get us the story – walk through leech infested jungles. They show us images of the reporters pulling out leeches and tell us patronisingly that this is what the reporters had to go through to get us that story, and CNN-IBN is a channel that’ll do ‘Whatever it takes’. Quite a sacrifice, innit?
Crossposted @ CSF II.