Well, bosey’s back and we’re having much fun reading in between fits of laughter. Here’s a sample:
In addition to the charges leveled by Megan McCafferty, Meg Cabot, Salman Rushdie and Salman Khan, there is now a whole new dimension being added to the story by� yes, The Oxford Press, who are claiming that Kaavya has […]
March 26, 2006 – 12:00 pm
From Spike Milligan -
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
More from Spike Millingan:
“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?”
“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
“Is there anything […]
I’ve always had a close crop (see this and this. And this is my Alter Ego, an anti-portrait with short hair). At times, people have inquired about whether or not my hair actually grows. My half-bald homeopath in Pune once recommended (unsolicited) a medicine for hair growth, following which I recommended a barber to him. […]
February 27, 2006 – 11:05 pm
Yo Yo Yo! Wassup dawgs? YO! MC Hammer! Yo! He’s (Yo!) got a blog.
Yo!
There, he posts photos of THE MAN (MC Hammer, yo!) playing baseball, talks about the maturation of hip hop (Yo!), and love:
“There are so many degrees, levels and types of love. I love baseball, I love music, I love going to the […]
February 16, 2006 – 8:54 pm
Partly because I haven’t had the time, and partly because my net connection was down, I was unable to post the following event details in time. You’ve missed out on an ‘opportunity of a lifetime’ though you might get another chance next year :
Literally translates to: 8th National Mega Love Get Together
I saw this placed […]
February 14, 2006 – 8:28 am
…is the number of strangers who’ve told me in the last three days that they’ve seen me before. And my face isn’t even up on hoardings (yet :P). Do I have a look-alike?
The same had happened at Jebbit’s book launch at The Corner Bookstore in CP, where someone from Indian Ocean had said the same […]
February 14, 2006 – 8:24 am
You must have heard of Strip Poker, but have you heard of Strip Uno?
(Have you?)
February 7, 2006 – 9:18 pm
Comrade Nikhil just heard that trade unions across India are demanding an increase in their fixed income. Has their variable income declined, comrade?
(Other posts by Comrade Nikhil: here and here)
Tags:
satire | economy | India
February 4, 2006 – 9:42 am
…like this. (James Frey? James Frey!!!)
(main link via Ad Rants. Requires Quick Time)
Tags:
James Frey | author | book | satire | funny
January 20, 2006 – 10:55 am
Q. who would want to buy SquirtJet Printers or LeakaLot pens, etc.?
Ans.
LeakaLot Pens:
1. FBI Agents/Spies
2. Pranksters (You need a pen? Sure! Or even Here’s your holi gift)
3. Government officials (ghapla hain. Or Jab pen nahi kaam kar raha toh hum sign kaise kare? Nahih nahih. Hum sirf apna pen use karte hain. Ab naye pen […]
Tweet
