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I compressed five motorcycles into one, it was a .rarley-Davidson.
I bought my motorcycle from a pirate. It’s an Arrrrly-Davidson
My Bike used to be a marine drill Sergeant, It was an R. Lee Davidson.
I once made a motorcycle out of 45 pounds of ganja. i called it the Marley-Davidson
Hmm…maybe I should give it a go
- I once had a bike that didn’t get along with anyone. It was a Surly Davidson
- My bike could climb buildings. It was a Spiderly Davidson
- In my country, the consignment of bikes used to arrive once every three months. It was the Quarterly Davidson
I can use my motorbike to make beer. It is called Barley Davidson.
My bike is all ful of knots. It is called Gnarly Davidson.
I bought the bike from an ex-CEO of HP. Guess what? it is called Carly Davidson!
From Shekhar (via chat):
what do you call a bike that runs well in the morning? an early davidson.
a heavy bike? a burly davidson
a bike with a toilet? a harley david-sandas
a punju with a davidson? happy davidson