Brilliant

Aditya sends across this link from Fark.
My favourites:

I compressed five motorcycles into one, it was a .rarley-Davidson.
I bought my motorcycle from a pirate. It’s an Arrrrly-Davidson
My Bike used to be a marine drill Sergeant, It was an R. Lee Davidson.
I once made a motorcycle out of 45 pounds of ganja. i called it the Marley-Davidson

Hmm…maybe I should give it a go

  • I once had a bike that didn’t get along with anyone. It was a Surly Davidson
  • My bike could climb buildings. It was a Spiderly Davidson
  • In my country, the consignment of bikes used to arrive once every three months. It was the Quarterly Davidson

(your turn)

From Aditya:  I once had a bike crafted by Maharashtrian artisans…it was a Warli Davidson

From Shefaly:
I can use my motorbike to make beer. It is called Barley Davidson.
My bike is all ful of knots. It is called Gnarly Davidson.
I bought the bike from an ex-CEO of HP. Guess what? it is called Carly Davidson!

From Shekhar (via chat):

what do you call a bike that runs well in the morning? an early davidson.
a heavy bike? a burly davidson
a bike with a toilet?  a harley david-sandas
a punju with a davidson?  happy davidson

9 Comments

  1. Posted September 23, 2007 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Thats the one thing that got me through a Sunday I had to spend at work…

    laughed aloud at some of those!

  2. Posted September 23, 2007 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    Oh, and I once had a bike crafted by Maharashtrian artisans….

    …it was a Warli Davidson

    ( http://www.warliart.com/ )

  3. Posted September 24, 2007 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    That one IS really really funny :D Had a good laugh…

  4. Posted September 24, 2007 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    The best is of course Marley Davidson ;-)

    Here are some more:

    I can use my motorbike to make beer. It is called Barley Davidson.

    My bike is all ful of knots. It is called Gnarly Davidson.

    I bought the bike from an ex-CEO of HP. Guess what? it is called Carly Davidson!

  5. Posted September 28, 2007 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    this is awesome! i fwded the link to your post to friends.

  6. Posted September 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    hehhee :d

    I once had a funny bike, we called it Charlie Davidson

  7. Posted November 5, 2007 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    A pink bike - a girly davidson

    A bike with a sexy brit accent - a hurley davidson

    A bike that’s never late - an early davidson

  8. Harneet
    Posted November 11, 2007 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    I had to settle with my dad’s old Vespa. It was Hardly Davidson.

  9. Harneet
    Posted November 14, 2007 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    Remember this?

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